Help me and Clint go viral!!!!! Read Here.

July 22, 2010 at 4:06 pm (punk, punk rock, ugly shyla, uglyshyla) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Long Story Short: go to Front page my friend Clints site to the left of the article about me http://www.clintcatalyst.com/blog/she-aint-ugly-shes-my-shyla is a SQUARE RED AND GRAY button that on the left of the Green Straight Jacket pic says “Move This Blog Up! On Blogsurfer” and it will move us up in the ranking.Which makes us happy.
#2 2) Download & install
the Alexa toolbar .Point of
all this? I promise that even as few as 5 of my friends & 5 of Shyla’s friends add Alexa tonight? By this time tomorrow, we’ll all see a notable improvement. Which helps ALL of us.And if y’all will be so kind post a review on out sites while at our links.You can do so by clicking the little clip board icon on the way to the right of the toolbar.
Deal is: Alexa is a site ‘ranking’ system owned by Amazon.com. With the Alexa toolbar included on your browser, it shows at any moment the ranking of your sites, my site, the buzzfeed site…fkn’ everything.

Ok that was the short of it,
Written by my friend Clint Catalyst he’s trying to get us to both go viral,so please read the post and help us two southern fried freaks out.Clint is a huge talent and has been a awesome friend to me.
As a “third force” workin’ to help my home skillet Ugly Shyla ♡ capitalize on her skyrocketing ~*viral*~ status [i.e., help her to obtain a bit of the greenage & notoriety that Paul McCarthy, whose doll is including among the list & is doing JUST FINE with his big international gallery shows; ya n…aw mean?] I’ve added a piece about Miss Thingus Herselfness here http://www.clintcatalyst.com/blog/she-aint-ugly-shes-my-shyla // Now, this only takes a second, EmEffers, & it’s not like I’m asking you to vote for me for me for some Model Mayhem contest, nor am I spamming you to buy one of my products or go see me perform at some locale 2,927 mi from where you live. // Instead, it’s THIS SIMPLE Melody Cruz (who just called & kindly volunteered) AS WELL AS ANYBODY ELSE WHO’S AN ACTUAL FRIEND, EVEN & ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE EVER ASKED ME TO HELP YOU PROMOTE SOMETHING:

1) Front page of my site, to the left of the article about Shyla http://www.clintcatalyst.com/blog/she-aint-ugly-shes-my-shyla is a SQUARE RED AND GRAY button that on the left of the Green Straight Jackt pic says “Move This Blog Up! On Blogsurfer” — Each
time a person clicks it, the action moves the huge-ass article about Shyla [and I do
mean HUGE..big sexy em-effing photos of her pin-up photographs, visual
art, dolls, ~&~ linkage to the various sites with juicy teaser
photos]… I SAY, EACH TIME A PERSON CLICKS THE BUTTON, IT MOVES THE BLOGATURE TO THE TOP OF THAT SITE’S BLOGROLL. A quick 2 second click now, maybe one later when you think about it? BAM! Yes, that *WILL* MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

—ALSO, if any of you have blogs of your own? The next tip will help YOU while you’re helping her (& me, & any other cool blogger) ALL AT THE SAME TIME. It’s also quick & easy, so spare me the symphony of sighs. (Aiight? Or +AHEM!+ “Please” & “Thank You,” that is…) =]

2) Download & install
the Alexa toolbar for either Firefox/Mozilla/or Internet Explorer. For
whatever reason, it isn’t compatible with Safari, but that’s not the
point. Deal is: Alexa is a site ‘ranking’ system owned by Amazon.com. With
the Alexa toolbar included on your browser, it shows at any moment the
ranking of your sites, my site, the buzzfeed site…fkn’ everything.

Just
so you know: the main # is a site’s ranking OUT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD, so don’t freak your geek/feel the need to be embarrassed if your URL wields a scary #. Besides, after you’ve had it installed for around a month, you’ll be able to
see break-downs by country, as well as even which state you rank
highest in.

Translation? Some of my friends started out with a
rank of 22 million something. What’s exciting is
watching how quickly a couple of articles can make your number increase. For
a personal site, making it into the top 100K in the world is kind of a
big deal. In fact, only one of my friends has done it thus far with a
personal site–but she’s since fallen out of that bracket. The top 100
K means you’re ‘up there’ competing with every company, web-zine,
magazine, social networking site, et cetera. When I first added the
toolbar, my worldwide stats bummed me out, as they were pretttty bad… though I’ve since made it as far up as 172K (still a far way to go from the top 100, which hopefully
someday I”ll hit… but that was better than what it is now, anyway: I’ve dipped back down to the 185K range intl., 40,000 in the U.S., & 17K
in Cali, where the majority of my traffic originates.

Point of
all this? I promise that even as few as 5 of my friends & 5 of Shyla’s friends
add Alexa tonight? By this time tomorrow, we’ll all see a notable
improvement. & the day after that? Even better. That goes for Shyla, as well as you, as well as me… because we can either all help each other & benefit when the river rises, or suffocate in bitter “Me!It’s Team Me!It’s All About Me!” cunty competitiveness.

Too brash or direct, kiddos? Delete me from your friends’ list. But when you see me showin’ somebody else ‘The Love’ tomorrow, or next week? Don’t come weaseling around thinking it’s your turn, bub.

3) Ah!
& of course, if you already utilize Mixx/Digg/StumbleUpon/Yahoo buzz/Google buzz/Delicious/Plurk/Fark/Hipstr/Bordom/or any of the other sites of that nature? Here’s another neat little tip that you’ll notice:

If you’ve tried them in the past, though quit after a couple tries because “nobody gave YOU any traaafffffic,” answer me this: did you only post links to your own content, or did you have enough respect for the communities that you contributed to them elsewise?

For every single URL you toss into the forum, contribute to at least 5 others. Amber Osborne knows this to be true, & I’ve never had a single conversation with her about it. Haven’t, ’cause there’s no need to: I already see her workin’ that social media magic a lá Miss Destructo. It’s something so, so basic; maybe that’s why it’s so easy for most folks to overlook.

Whatever the case, congrats to Shyla for a post on BuzzFeed catchin’ the attention of the Huffington Post—& by proxy, that opening the proverbial floodgates.

Now let’s help her, which helps me, which helps you. Unless, of course. you’d rather try your luck playing TEAM SOLO-N-SO, to which I respond:

Best of luck!

x o x o x
Clintasaurus Maximus

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Pic’s of me modeling some of my jewelry I make.

February 2, 2010 at 3:49 am (ugly shyla, uglyshyla) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Some of my conjoined twins doll jewelry I make.Find it for sale at either my etsy site http://www.etsy.com/shop/uglyartdotnet or my website Ugly Art Dolls photos by Alas Vera
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Kissing Ass Pic

January 23, 2010 at 9:24 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Kissing ass.HAR HAR HAR Model me/Ugly Shyla Donkey is Miss Donkey and photographer is Alas Vera. I have to credit the Donkey because it’s a total diva.I hear she is trying out for SG soon.LOL
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New Modeling And Doll Photo Prints.

November 2, 2009 at 7:41 am (Alt Models, Alternative, Alternative models, ugly shyla, uglyshyla) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

I listed some new photo prints of my doll photography and my modeling work on my website.I have them in 8X12 or 20X30 inch sizes.The 8X12 are 15.00 and the 20X30 are 30.00.The 20X30 prints are huge almost poster size photo prints.They are printed on photo paper not plain paper like most posters are.I try and keep the photo prints in stock,but when they sell fast it takes me about a week to get new stock in,so please keep that in mind.
Some of the new prints include my Split Mouth Doll photos and my Stocking photos by Alas Vera.
Links to the photo prints.
Link to the doll photo prints
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A sampling of a FEW of the pic’s I listed.
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Red Gingham Photos by Alas Vera

October 27, 2009 at 6:31 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Cajun people have big butts and I’m no exception. Photo by http://www.myspace.com/alasvera
More under the cut.
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I SWEAR it taste like chicken.Photo by http://www.myspace.com/alasvera
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Gumbo’s ready! Photo by http://www.myspace.com/alasvera Dolls by me http://www.uglyart.net
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More pic’s from my shoot with Devilicious Accessories

September 17, 2009 at 3:50 am (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

More pic’s from my shoot with Devilicious Accessories by Akasha Deville
Modeling barrettes for Devilicious Accessories by Akasha Deville photos by Brittany Chretien See more from the set on my website uglyshyla.com .
In the black and white ones I look vaguely related to my friend
Charles of Seraphim Shock
I guess that is what I get for teasing him we have to be long lost relatives.LOL
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My V-day wishlist

February 9, 2009 at 8:15 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Yes I have a jig saw on my wishlist as well as other power tools.Yes I am a very refinded classy lady.LOL.
My V-day wishlist http://www.wists.com/uglyshyla,kindness never goes unpunished so if you get me a gift make sure to include your return postal addy so I can send you a handmade wood block printed thank you card.
Addy the same addy also works for those of you who I usually swap holliday cards with.
UGLY SHYLA
PO BOX 439
JENNINGS,LA 70546

Things I like:
doll related anything,antique dolls,books especially ones on religion,art,occult,pinups or dolls.Christian art,Padre Pio,Mother of Sorrow,African art and jewelry,things relating to voodoo or Santeria,Spiders,unusual stockings or socks,unusual rosary’s,magazine subscription*especially for art,fashion or doll making mags*,black and white cat related things,tailess/pixiebob cat related things, art and indie films,vintage pinup related things.

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Eye candy of unusual beauty.

February 1, 2009 at 7:28 am (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

In my one of my recent past post about non-I look like a slightly edgier version of a mainstream “alt” models and them being examples for girls to look up at and relate too my friend Gigi posted some “eye candy” aka photos of examples of all types of beauty in the alt world.So I figured I’d do the same.Most of the gals listed are buddies of mine and are perfect examples you can be beautiful if you are any type of Alt gal,girls of color,curvy girls,tall girls,short,healthy fit what I call ballerina bodies ect ect.Some of them combine all of the above.They are walking talking proof it’s ok not to be the one type of model that is pushed in our faces my the alt and mainstream world.They are all different and all beautiful.
I encourage you to add and support them.Click their pic’s to go to their myspaces.

Josianne
Hot african model from Houston.Who I WILL shoot with if I ever get my ass back to Houston one of these damn days!

Zebrana

DyvoraDarkthorn

Szandora.

Gigi Deluxe ,who is also a artist and fellow doll maker.

Nos

Brandy

Xanthia Doll

Kataxenna,her curves are just crazy!I wish I could get my waist to do that.

Little Sebastien

Jami Deadly

Chelsea

Messy Stench

Apnea

Barb

Heather Eve

Jezebelle X

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Alas Vera shoot sneak peak.

January 6, 2009 at 8:31 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , )

Perpetrating the stereotype that Cajun people don’t like to wear shoes.Photo by http://myspace.com/veraellen1
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My birthday is coming up on Dec 5th

November 24, 2008 at 10:24 am (Alt Models, Alternative models, artist, modeling, ugly shyla, uglyshyla) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

My birthday is coming up on Dec 5th and I love gifts.I have my wishlist here if you wish to be so generous and send me a gift.No good deed goes unpunished so if you send me something make sure to send me your post addy and I’ll send you a thank you card.My addy for sending gifts is
UGLY SHYLA
PO BOX 439
JENNINGS,LA 70546
One thing I LOVE LOVE LOVE and would like to have is some of these books.Dear lord how I love those books.I have the History of Men’s Magazines: Volume 4 one.And I’d like them all.Used are even fine I love the images in the books to death.If you are a fan of seedy pinups totally check those books out they are freaking great.So any one besides Volume 4,Under the counter edition is very very welcome.
History of Men’s Magazine Books.
Volume 3
Volume #5
Volume #6
Volume #1
I also like gift certificates from sculpt.com because I spend all my money there anyway.
Or you can always buy artwork from me http://www.uglyart.net so I just just buy my own gifts,that works too 😛

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