Family Drama/Little Bitch

May 29, 2010 at 6:23 pm (ranting)

Would y’all like to know how my week went?
Let me give you some background first.My mom borrowed 4000.00 from my grandma.My grandma wanted to give it to her but unlike the rest of the family we don’t like to suck people dry.So my mom insisted that my grandma go with her to the bank to make a note saying my mom would pay it back at like 300.00 at a time as we got on our feet.
Well I will tell you.My grandma fell down.I think she had a slight diabetic spell and she went to the hospital.Because of that we were forced into speaking to my aunt *on my dad’s side* who I will refer to as Little Fatty.By no means do my mother and I get along with Little Fatty.Little Fatty fucked my mom over during my mom’s divorce and has just been a general asshole to us for no reason.
Well Grandma Dorothy falls and we have to talk to Little Fatty to find out what room she is in ect.Well then grandma goes missing for like a day and we have no idea where she is.My mother calls Little Fatty because we were totally freaked out and didn’t know if they stuck her in a nursing home or what.Fatty tells mom Grandma Dorothy is in the rehab clinic.We go see her and she’s fine *Little Fatty told us Grandma was totally off her rocker ect,now Grandma WILL repeat herself allot but she’s going to be 80 and that is expected* but she still can drive and care for herself ect.The day we went to go see my grandma was the day before the funeral for Gavin and Ash and Fatty KNEW we were going to the funeral the next day and that we were HIGHLY upset by the deaths,not just deaths but deaths of TWO kids under 25!
Now Little Fatty is fond of money,when my grandpa on my dad’s side was murdered or more like slaughtered there are 4 kids.My dad,Ronald,Betty and little Fatty.Ronald was like me with my mom and was VERY close to my grandpa.Well when Grandpa got killed ALL his estate which was worth over a million bucks when to Little Fatty.The other kids each got 1000.00 which was more just a slap in the face.
So Wed we come in from out of town and come home to take a bath and get dressed for the wake of Gavin and Ash.Well we get a call from Little Fatty, mom answers it to find out when my grandma is coming out of rehab because we are scared they will just shove her in the nursing home.
Little Fatty starts SCREAMING at my mom that she is a mother fucker and nothing but a thief and that she took advantage of the INSANE because my grandma is CRAZY *which she is NOT!* and that she stole 4000.00 from my grandma.AND that she stole from her own *my mom’s mom* mother AND stole out of my grandpa’s *on my dad’s side* house.Which we didn’t even get along with my grandpa and wouldn’t go over to his house.We went once in his later years because he found a hurt owl and wanted us to come get it and help him find a place to take care of it.AND AND AND my grandpa’s house isn’t even standing anymore.Fatty sold that in a rat’s ass min when my grandpa died.My mom starts telling her off because she was just being crazy and Fatty starts going into a rant about how she has cameras EVERYWHERE.In my grandma’s house,they were in her dad’s house *which again I nor my mom has set foot in,in like 10 years or longer* and calling my mom a bitch ect ect.And THEN starts to scream about how she was going to go file charges on my mom THAT DAY and she would see to it my mom goes to JAIL.My mom said her 2 cents to her as best as she could and told her she was NOT a thief because she insisted my grandma make it a legal note at the bank to pay her back ect.Naturally this makes mom cry and get really upset.She was already crying all day over Ash and Gavin and then had that bullshit to deal with.And like I said Fatty KNEW we were about to go to a funeral.
Fatty works for the Sherriff’s office.Naturally being as she was calling and harassing my mom on work hours I suggest she call the Sherriff and talk about it.This is the same sheriff in the parish were we have 8 unsolved murders.Well the sheriff tells my mom there is nothing that can be done,because if my mom did wrong *like almost implying she DID* that she could expect to be put in jail.And if not Fatty would likely press charges.And that “you know how Fatty is,when she puts her mind to it you can almost bet you will go to jail” almost implying her behavior was cute.
Ok well that avenue was exhausted,I call my aunt’s number to have a little chat with her for cussing out and upsetting my mom on a day when we have a funeral.
Of course Fatty takes the phone off the hook.I call her up at work.I asked for her and they transferred me to her dept.Another lady answers the phone.I say “Yes mam’ can I please speak to Little Fatty,*little fatty must have motioned no” the lady says Little Fatty is on another line can she take a message?I say yes this is Shyla *my last name* could you please tell my aunt “Little Fatty” to meet me in my driveway I need to talk to her”.The lady said Oh OK like asking if everything is ok.I said “Oh everything is fine mam’ and it’s no hurry,but please tell tell her to come meet me in my front yard,it’s no hurry and make sure and tell her this is her niece calling.
I get dressed and wait in my front yard on the porch for little fatty and she never comes.
Well the next day I get up and SOMEBODY has taken bold cutters and cut into the pad lock on the building where I keep my doll molds.This did not sit well with me at all.I went in there and just wired the lock up and put some ritual items in there for protection.
Next day I’m in the store and my other aunt is in there chatting with us along with my little cousin the son of Little Fatty.She gets a call on the phone and I heard her saying “what?I’m not getting in the middle of this,I don’t know what in the world you are talking about?What?Voodoo what???.She gets annoyed and is raising her voice ect because now I realize she is drug into the crazy mess.
She gets off the phone to tell us that Little Fatty called her in hysterics because she said that building *the building and my house is on my grandpa’s property which was willed to Fatty but Fatty gave it to my father,because it’s a shitty horrible piece of property in the worst part of town and all the buildings are rotten,and because community property in the divorce*
Anyhoo Fatty says that is HER building,then says it’s still my father’s and I’m sure by now the Baby Jesus also owns it.And that she went to change the lock on there since supposedly my other aunt told her the lock was cut.And she opened the door and there was VOODOO STUFF IN THERE.And she is NOT TOUCHING that shit,and we better go pick it up because it’s HER building.WTF YEARS ago even before the property went to my dad she told me I could HAVE the building because it was old and had it and I could keep my molds in there.And even helped me put some of them in the window.Now she would do that to our fact but my mom heard her again making bitch comments about my mom when she thought my mom couldn’t hear it.
To add to Fatty’s charm her husband is a animal killer,they even let a rabbit starve to death in their back yard,and he had some quails he was canning the eggs from.Well he got board with the birds and let them go and shot them off one by one.They are such a charming couple.
After the OMG IT’S VOODOO call again I try and call her back to have words with her.The phone was off the hook AGAIN.
She is totally insane but being as she has pull with the sheriff’s office it’s scared my mom.I told mom not to worry that I will handle it in my own way OMG IT’S VOODOO!
And those of you who are also occultist make sure to raise mom and I in our rituals and to send our enemies even the little fat ones so below.We’d appreciate it.We are having a hard enough time with our friends passing,and seeing their family in such sorrow,we don’t need to be dealing with a insane person with pull in the sheriff’s office and my crazy dad who cranking them.

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5 Comments

  1. mike said,

    Holy jumpin shit balls! You need to go into the business of “Little Fatty” comics. The whole fucked up story…you’d make millions!

    It seriously sounds like my family. The ones that don’t downright hate each other are nuttier then squirrel shit!

    With any luck the people at the bank knew what you were up to when you were there, but I still think there’s a story or even a gross looking doll called “Little Fatty” on the horizon.

    Never give in, Never give up hon!

  2. Blake said,

    I find it odd that someone who works for a sherriff would be so stupid as to do stuff like this. At best it could easily be classified as harrassment which is a chargeable offence. It boggles my mind that most often the dumbest people in the world end up working in law enforcement.

    It’s almost as if you become a member of that community people should expect you to havea lower iq and become lazy.

    Stay strong, more importantly document everything cause if this goes to court it’ll be important.

  3. Rachel Ravage said,

    She can make up all the crud she wants to but they can’t send your mom to jail without probable cause (which is more than just someone acting crazy)

    She sounds like a sociopath, actually and the best thing you or your mom can do is just ignore & avoid her. You might even look into getting a restraining order. A sociopath views people like a game of chess, most are charming while some are like your Aunt – abrasive.

    Clearly Voodoo freaks her out, so maybe covering anything you don’t want her near in voodoo would help keep her away

  4. CarlyMayCarnage said,

    well SOMEONE is batshit crazy but it sure aint your grandmother.

  5. jeanine said,

    ha, a little fatty doll, that would be a good one.

    shyla, i’m sorry you’re going through this difficult family drama when you have just lost two friends. it’s a shame that people can’t be more considerate when you are grieving, but, consider the source, i wouldn’t expect someone with the nickname of little fatty to have any sensitivity. stay strong girl, i know you will make it through this fine. i think you are an awesome strong woman and i am glad to have met you even if its on line only.

    jeanine

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